• BLOW A GOAT

  • GET ON THE SNAKE

  • BURN DOWN THE MISSION

WE WILL BE INSIDE OF YOU

WE STAYED HARD

WHAT WE GOT

So we got some goddamn servicessss.

FULLY EVIL

Dead Teenager is like Malt-O-Meal

RAZED ON MEAT

Dead Teenager is like Malt-O-Meal

WE ACT YOUR AGE

Dead Teenager is like Malt-O-Meal

CHICKEN IS RAT MEAT

Dead Teenager is like Malt-O-Meal

YOU WANT A SPANKING

Dead Teenager is like Malt-O-Meal

YES YOU DO

Dead Teenager is like Malt-O-Meal

WE WONT PEE ON YOU

Dead Teenager is like Malt-O-Meal

WE ARENT GERMAN

Dead Teenager is like Malt-O-Meal

ASK ME ANYTHING!!

IF YOU REALLY FEEL THE NEED TO ASK FOR SOME STUFF, YES I DO VINYL!

buggingyou@deadteenager.com

HAHAHA YEA, NOPE

SEATTLE, LA, MADRID

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team

BEN REW

FOUNDER

There is only one of me, and I did all of this. I used to be diplomatic, and say i had help, but aside from NAIL, ALLEGRO, FLY PR and Joey Sheridan (Artwork) and Jack Endino (Producer) it was all me.